The Morning Coffee...............Another Day

**Guitardeth2** · August 4th, 2005, 10:33 AM

Morning All.

*Gd starts coffee and puts donuts out*

Hows everyone today?

**Darkest Angel** · August 4th, 2005, 10:34 AM

...murg.

**Guitardeth2** · August 4th, 2005, 10:36 AM

Morning DA,

*Slides da his goblet filled with vodka*

**Darkest Angel** · August 4th, 2005, 10:37 AM

...grzzxtpld.

*drinks*

...why, Good Morning, GD! I certainly hope you are doing well today! [img]smile.gif[/img]

**Andyman** · August 4th, 2005, 10:43 AM

Morning folks!

Here's a morning funny for ya:

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
>This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a
tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room
was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
>The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
"How much money do you make a week?"
>A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied,"I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
>The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed,
>"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
> Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room
and asked,"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
>
>From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

**Guitardeth2** · August 4th, 2005, 10:46 AM

Morning andyman.

That was a good one dude!!

**Darkest Angel** · August 4th, 2005, 10:51 AM

...heh.

...a man is chatting up a gal in a bar, and asks her what she does for a living. "Oh, I stretch assholes." she says.

Taken aback, he asks her how one goes about stretching assholes. "Well," she replies, "first, I put one finger in, then two, then three, and so on until I have my entire hand in there. Then, I put in one finger from my other hand, then two, and so forth. Then, once both hand are in there, I wiggle them around until I have enough room to pull them apart, and then I stretch and stretch and stretch!"

Horrified, the man ask how much she stretched the assholes. "Oh, I can get them up to about six feet." she answered.

"But what the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" he cried.

"Well," she said "you give it a radar gun and park it under an overpass."

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